sorry… but no post today going through emotional turmoil not in condition to write..
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I’m not feeling well today so I won’t begin my next story today but as a compensation here is an adult joke… n please it is with no intention to offend any religion…
Two priests went to take a bath after late mass. In the middle of the bath they realized they had forgotten soap. Not expecting anyone around at that time, one of them ran out naked to pick the soap. He picked two bars. On the way back he heard some people talking. He stood on wall disguised as a statue. They were 3 nuns. “What’s this?” asked the 1st nun. She touched his dick and he dropped one bar of soap. “A soap dispenser” she said. The 2nd nun touched it and he dropped the 2nd bar. “Yes it is” she said. The 3rd nun touched it but since he had two bars, he couldn’t drop another one. She continued rubbing the dick harder and harder…”Look hand cream!!!” she said.
The Boss was sitting right in front of me. For the first time in my life, his face was not in the shadow. He looked hideous. He stood up and offered me a seat. I chose to stand. I could not afford a wrong choice now. He said, “So Eden. As you are the only one who has successfully chosen right for two consecutive games. This could be your third one. You just have to choose right.”
“Okay, so what’s the choice about? Give me the options.” I said nervously.
The boss went towards the window. He called me there. He said, “Look outside the window.”
I was really good at this, observation was my cup of tea. Looking out the window, I saw what he was trying to make me see. I observed every small thing. It was dark and I could see other buildings. He pulled me back in but I wasn’t finished. Now he asked, “What was Priyanka Chopra, the Indian actress holding in the advertisement on one of the buildings?”
I didn’t know the answer. Loss of this round was imminent and then I’ll be condemned to serve The Boss forever. I went through my photographic memory. It was no use. I didn’t quite finish seeing out of the window. This was a trick. I said, “There was no advertisement board outside.” The Boss frowned. He said, “Congratulations, Eden Hex! You did it again.”
The Second Chance
I was so relieved and happy. Now the boss said, “As promised you have two wishes. Ask anything.” I asked the unexpected, “I want everything the way it was. I wish I hadn’t met anything related to the paradox and never want to come back to the paradox ever again and the second wish is I want to remember all of this.” The wish was granted…
I woke up in my old hideous life with my over loving mother and my irritating sister. My life wasn’t what I wanted it to be but I was happy and that’s all that matters. The moral I got out of my Paradox encounter was that you would get what was promised to you when your time is right and you are not supposed to go for shortcuts.
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Next thing I remember I was in my own memories. It was like a matrix or something. I was reliving all my memories. Suddenly the most unwanted person of my life whom I regret meeting to came in front of me. You know I’m talking about the one and only bitch. I’m going to kill that girl the first chance I get. She said, “Find the key to get out.” and she vanished.
I could not make out what she was trying to say. It was definitely a clue. Find the key? What key? Key to my locker room when I was in the high school? Was it the key to my car in which I lost my virginity? I had to find the key before the timer runs out and the worst part was I could not see how much time was left!
Right now I was with my prom date (the one I lost my virginity with). I could see the moment arriving. We were going towards my grandfather’s ’67 Impala. Holding my hand she took me into the back seat. I had the keys in my pocket. We had a wonderful time. I felt every little sensation I had that day.
The first time is always amazing even for a boy. I remember I gave her the keys and next day I came to know that she died. Now I could change that just for my sake. I said, “Sorry darling, but it’s my grandfather’s car he’ll kill me!” She angrily went away. I had the key.
Now I time traveled to the time when one of my friends stole my vault’s only key just as a prank. I punched him on his face as I knew and took the key from him. The last key was my swiss bank key and I time travelled to that time. I was walking down the road which led to the Swiss Bank and went straight to my executive and asked for a duplicate key to the high security vault I personally paid them to open for me. He said, “I need some verification sir.”
I gave him what he wanted. He handed over the key in no time. Now I vanished and was standing in the middle of a black void. No one around me just a red light which showed me that I was in a small space. A voice said, “Choose one key which will open the door. If you choose the wrong key you lose a life.”
I fortunately had one extra life. I went with the Swiss Bank’s vault key first. A voice said, “One life remaining.”
The Final Choice
I could hear my heart beating like a machine gun. I thought of the key to my car. Because it was the odd one out. But then it was possible the boss had a twist. Who knows? I kept the keys on the floor, closed my eyes and shuffled them well. I picked up a key and used it to open the lock. And I was correct! It was the car key. Now I entered a bright room with king size windows. I was at the 127th floor of the tallest building in the world, The Bhurj Khalifa… It was the final round… The round against the boss…. I was definitely gonna lose…
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