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Are French Kisses Injurious To Health?

According to scientists, more than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a casual French kiss.


The ‘French kiss’ was named this way during the first few years of the 20th century. The French are known for their odd and adventurous sex practices. The French kiss is a symbol of intimacy and sexual desire between lovers.

Apart from these light facts, a recent study reports that when two people French kiss each other, they exchange more than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria. The study also claims that the couple also exchange 0.7 grams of protein, 0.45 grams of fat and 0.19 grams of other organic substances. The research was carried out in Sweden and the scientists say that the objective of the report is not to discourage French kiss but to increase the awareness of good oral hygiene.

The event that carried this research is also looking for a couple who can break the record for the longest French kiss. The current holders of this record are Louisa Almedovar and Rich Langley, from New Jersey, who kissed for 30 hours, 59 minutes and 27 seconds in 2001. According to another research it is said that during a French kiss, 5 calories are burnt and puts 29 facial muscles in motion which is very good to prevent wrinkles. It is also said that French kissing increases your blood pressure and heart rate along with blood hormone levels. So French kissing has its advantages and disadvantages but the real emphasis, according to scientists, is to promote oral hygiene and make the benefits of French kissing clear.

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The Paradox- Library Round

Before I could blink my eye, I had a butt-load of books in my hand and I was walking towards a table. Instinctively I kept the books on the table. The girl appeared in front of me. She said, “Find the oldest Bible in the library in 20 seconds.” She vanished after giving me a heart attack.

It was impossible to locate a 1000 year old book from a library which had over a million books. Instinctively I ran towards the librarian. He said, “We don’t keep old books at display. Follow me.” He took me through a narrow passage and we reached a big room full of old books. He slowly started checking each book not ruining the cover of any book.  I had very less time.

I knocked him out and threw every book on the ground and then hurriedly searched for the oldest book. There it was lying innocently alone in the dark side of the room. Fortunately my eyes caught it. I ran towards the book and after holding it I said loudly, “I found it.” The timer did not stop.

The correct choice

I checked the book. It read re-published. I was shocked. With less than 5 seconds left on the clock I went for the last try. I hurriedly went through the book shelves. All of them were empty. One of them looked pretty old and broken. I ran towards it and smashed it with one of the books. Inside there was an old book. With a sigh of relief I pulled it out and said, “I did it.” The timer stopped with 1 second remaining.

A voice said, “Well done, you’ve won this level. Level up!” I vanished again…

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My sincere apologies

Due to some serious business I had to take care of I could not post the promised episode of The Paradox. I’ll surely post it tomorrow… My sincere apologies… Stay tuned for more crisp…

The Paradox- The Unending Staircase round

After the hospital round I was at the unending staircase round. I had played this one before. This one would be easy but again I was sure that the boss had changed the round. The bitch suddenly appeared. She had a baby, a bacon, a beer, and a bread. She said, “Choose wisely.” Read more

The Paradox- The Hospital round

I was escorted into a dimly lit room. People in the room started leaving. I was injured badly. My head was spinning. I could see two of everything. I told myself to focus and I started looking for clues. My surroundings hinted that I was in a hospital.

There was an operating table beside me. Now I understood where the dim light was coming from. I was in an operating room. Those doctors were going to operate on me. A nurse came in. I recognized her on the first look.  She was the same bitch that put me back in here. Read more